Nintern Mike's I(maginary)Phone

Back On The Job

After taking a week off to stay home, I’m back working my one-day-a-week here at Indy Mogul. ...

Conversation with a friend...

Friend: My ice is talking to me.
Me: ... What's it saying?
Friend: I'm not sure, I don't speak Ice-in-eese. Hah.
Me: What's it saying, I can probably translate.
....
Friend: Squee-ick-plee-plop.
Me: Oh, that means: "Bitch, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich."
Friend: ...hah, hah, jerk.
Me: :P

Me: IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOOOWN. DUNA NUNA-DUNA DUN DUN--
Zak: We already did that Wally, the ball already dropped.
Me: Oh...

New Years

New Years was very laid back for a change. It felt a little TOO mellow for my crazy tastes, but I...

Me and my best friend Rena

Now YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Ninja-boy tell ‘em.