Conversation with a friend...
Friend: My ice is talking to me.
Me: ... What's it saying?
Friend: I'm not sure, I don't speak Ice-in-eese. Hah.
Me: What's it saying, I can probably translate.
....
Friend: Squee-ick-plee-plop.
Me: Oh, that means: "Bitch, get in the kitchen and make me a sandwich."
Friend: ...hah, hah, jerk.
Me: :P
Jan 2nd